About Time by B. Cranford

Author:B. Cranford [Cranford, B.]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: B. Cranford
Published: 2018-04-25T05:00:00+00:00

Ashton: Where are you?

Dunk: *King of My Heart Listen Link*

Ashton: Did you . . .

Ashton: Did you just send a Taylor Swift song link to me?

Ashton: And are you really on the roof?

Dunk: Fun fact—it turns out my new neighbor LOVES Taylor Swift.

Dunk: And I can hear you asking, but Duncan, how do you know?

Dunk: BECAUSE SHE PLAYS HER ALBUM AT MAX VOLUME ALL NIGHT AND DAY.

Ashton: So, you’re saying she’s getting a . . .

Dunk: Reputation.

Ashton: Reputation.

Ashton: Damn you, you ruined my punchline!

Dunk: It was a pretty weak joke, Ash.

Ashton: It was brilliant.

Dunk: Clearly, since we both thought of it.

Ashton: Whatever. So, seriously, what are you doing? Aside from enjoying beer on your rooftop, I mean.

Dunk: Honestly? Sitting on my couch in my underwear, eating ice cream.

Ashton: I don’t think that’s honesty.

Dunk: Why not?

Ashton: Because that’s not a very manly thing to be doing.

Dunk: Okay, one, don’t stereotype me. And two, it’s all this Tay-Tay. It’s messing with my emotions.

Ashton: Oh, I know allllllll about messy emotions.

Ashton: I burned my toast this morning. Cried. Dropped a jar of olives while doing inventory. Cried. Then puked because gross, olives. Saw a little puppy waiting outside for its owner to pick up a to go order. CRIED.

Dunk: You’re mental.

Ashton: I’m pregnant.

Dunk: WHAT?! No!

Ashton: And they say sarcasm doesn’t translate well in text.

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